Monday, 28 July 2014
Words courtesy of Rearender who's currently on a pedal in Benidorm! Hence Words are a bit haphazard as sent from bouncy boat buoyed on an ocean of sangria!Hola amigos
Hash notes from seventh June 2014Apologies for the tardy arrival of these hash notes.If I recall rightly this was a humid old day with no rain - fair old cloud covering BUT about 50% full on sun to keep those of us with a vitamin d addiction well happy.Shat Nav maintained his reputation as a lame navigator - reminding us all how he got his name by losing the trail and several hashers on the outskirts of Stokeinteignhead.
Looking back at the electronic hash notes I can include the following quotes from fellow hashers all recorded during the trail 'Poor overworked rearender' 'Too many hills' 'Too many views ' 'Hasn't the Hare got a Shit sense of direction ' 'Yay I've lost my wife' 'Hes been doing some agricultural tests with chemicals which affect your sense if direction'
'I wish more Harriet's wore mumblies'
'Poor reArendr she's so busy can't believe Manpig nominated her for the words'
'Too much road''I expect the B will be crown and sceptre'I expect B will be Coombes cellars''I expect b will be wild goose''Isn't rearender too busy to be writing the words, someone should help out'
'I didn't know Brunel made totem poles'
'Zen's been shoplifting'
'Big foot has lost shorty and he's celebrating'
'Cant believe rearender has been given words to write'
'Dr dr Why did the blind chicken cross the road? - pull yourself
'Knock knock who's there - to get to the other side'
'Nicholas ladies should take care bending over'
'Shes ready had been looking at that penis on the building site'
'Are we on? Shat nav's lost the plot the trail and my respect'
'Great trail shat nav'
'So nice to end a hash with a semi '
'This is a Multi sex open air shower'
And then there were the traditional hash awards
These went to-Number 2 who was mauled by own dog-Tit willow for taking the piss out of forest by standing on one leg in circle- All the way for cleaning her feet in the toilet-Woof woof for going down-Paperclip fir shitting in woodsHash announcementThere is a Weekend away with the lovely Haldon hash at seale hayne.September time. Transvestites in red. Running and beer- usual japes.
Sent from my her iPhone in Spain - dedication to Hashing and explains some of the renaming I wasn't there but guess it was Paperwork that got caught short.
Monday, 7 July 2014
After a great trail in and around Sidmouth on Saturday. Here is an early heads-up regarding next Month's run. This will take place on Saturday 2nd August at the usual time of 12.30 - 12.45. Point A will be the Staddiscombe Sports Centre, 144 Staddiscombe Road, Plymstock, Plymouth PL9 9LT (OS grid ref 519516) & our hare will be HIV.
Additionally, why not make a night of it and join Plympton H3 for their (in)famous Boat Trip in the evening, cruising Plymouth Sound and the River Tamar on our privately chartered party boat with cash bar and disco. Boat leaves Mayflower Steps Plymouth 7pm returning around 10pm.
Tickets £7 per person Cowboys (of any nature!) and indians theme. Point B has good pub food and transport from there to Mayflower Steps will be arranged in time for the boat trip, crash space available for those who do not want to drive home. For more details see the events page on Plympton H3's website http://www.plymptonh3.org/events.html or find them on Facebook or contact She's Ready at Shesready@TalkTalk.net or Woggle at email@example.com for tickets.